...but have during the course of this semester:
"No Abram, we don't eat the manipulatives." -- Mom
"I want to learn Latin." -- Jacob
"Look Mom, it's a helium atom!" -- Jacob and Isaac, as they formed their gummi vitamins into a nucleus with orbiting electrons at the dinner table
"Is this Turkish March (by Mozart)?" -- Grace
The look on the librarian's face when Jacob asked her to help him find Homer's Odyssey.
Grace reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
'This song was written by George F. Handel." -- Jacob in Primary, when they began singing Joy to the World
"If a pound of butter costs $2.50, then each stick costs about 62 cents. Not exactly, because there are two cents left over." -- Isaac, while baking cookies with Mom
"We don't talk about killing people...except in the scriptures." -- Grace
Never a dull moment!