Choose the best answer.
1. Why haven't I kept up on this blog like I wanted to?
a. We became unexpectedly wealthy and moved to our own private island in the Bahamas. Internet coverage is spotty.
b. I decided to go back in time. The dinosaurs are fascinating, but alas, no computers.
c. Nobody reads it anyway. I mean nobody but you, Mom.
d. I have four children - duh - I'm lucky to get a shower most days.
2. In order to blog more, I will need to:
a. Skip the showers.
b. Teach the children to be hunter-gatherers.
c. Really move to the Bahamas...or at least somewhere quiet.
d. Invest in a high-quality cleaning robot.